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J.L. Kaul's avatar

My mom used to perform this poem to my brother and I when we were kids. We loved it! But I hadn't thought about it for decades until earlier this week when I started a parody of Jabberwocky, inspired by a local coffee shop called the Black Sheep. Parodying this poem is especially fun, since it's nonsensical to begin with, so it's like pretending you're a translator.

’Twas frigid, and my morning joe

Did fail, and forthwith through the day

All whimsy was my neuron-flow,

And my mind craved a latte.

“Beware the blackened sheep, my son!

Caffeine that bites, the scones to snatch!

Beware the house blend beans, and shun

The scent of a danish batch!”

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Cami's avatar

I learnt this one as a child and haven’t heard it since then—but what a strange and happy thing how those words flooded my memory and the cadence took step almost immediately in the opening lines!

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